plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars
look at this picture of one of my cows i love my cows
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
you ask the real questions
I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.
It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing
april 16th: out & about in New York
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho