badgermoles:

plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars



lithroymir:

look at this picture of one of my cows i love my cows

lithroymir:

look at this picture of one of my cows i love my cows





deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?



peeta-mybreadboy:

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

you ask the real questions



annabellioncourt:

I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.



officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing





april 16th: out & about in New York



browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe